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Chuck Norris, a roundhouse kick in the face to terrorism!

I found this beauty today and couldn’t resist posting it, Chuck Norris has announced his campaign promises if he runs for President, I hope you enjoy. I copied this from his WorldNetDaily column. I was wondering the ot…
A warm room... + Do Christians really sing lies?

Hey there…Well, today has been an interesting one so far… I woke up, got out of bed, went to take a shower and found out we had no hot water, then walked around our freezing house, and figured I may as well finish that …
Lately I’ve been thinking… Ziggy, where U at?

Lately I’ve been thinking… Ziggy, where U at?Well, I certainly hope that lately I’ve been thinking… considering that I have a brain, and that’s what it’s meant for. If I wasn’t doing so than I would be wasting it, and a…
Compromise, Celebrity Doctrine, HomeStarRunner, and whatever else I think of…

Hi there, it’s me Mr. James again!! Here with a happy-go-lucky “Gospel2Go” message for of you happy smillies out there!!If I ever seriously start an entry like that, make a face like the green one…. then next time you …
Where is the button that turns on my brain?

Man, I am in pain. I fell down the stairs this morning… the ones out of my room? For those of you who have been to my house you know that it’s not a little fall, and it seriously hurt. But I’m still alive right?…
Greasy hair...

Oh yeah, now you can comment. Spiritual lessons from hair. Now, after I write this some of you may think “That’s gross!! I’m never going near him again!” But I assure you this is not a regular occurrence in the li…
"When my mind is alive"

Man, when I’m about to fall asleep I get the best ideas for writing entries. I think it’s because I have the whole day to reflect on and my mind awakens and thinks all of these thoughts… very meaningful thoughts, …
nothing funny about being shot in the head. Unless you were snorkeling in a river and someone thou..

*EDIT*XANGANS, I FIXED IT SO NOW YOU CAN COMMENT!*EDIT* Just so you all know… I think the new Firefox Icon looks like a retarded horse. I opened my web browser today and noticed a story about a man …
Hey, there's a Hole in my Air!!

Posted in General, Theology, Funny, Food at 6:07 pm by bongchicken I think it’s kind of cool that my last entry caught the attention of Professionally Published author and journalist Denyse O’Leary. She …
Does Richard Dawkins Exist? : )

Richard Dawkins. The man responsible for finding the dumbest Christians out there and parading them around in the secular media to make all Christians look stupid. But… does this, Richard Dawkins actually exist…